I still don't have the products that makes my hair smile. I received a sample of a product that I did like..... Until I saw 16oz of the product cost $58.00. Yea 58 damn dollars. WHAT THE HELL!! My hair ain't gonna be that happy. Loved my first cowash and made me a wonderful avocado and mayo conditioner. HOWEVER THAT SMELL OF MAYO??!!??? Lets just say.... Won't be doing that conditioner again.
Monday... I got the brilliant idea. Why not use Jheri curl rods instead of doing the Bantu Knot. Excited, I two strand twisted and put my rods on the end and went to sleep. Tuesday morning I woke up EXCITED!!!! My thought,"These curls bout to be bomb!!"
NOT!!!!!! It was a complete flop. Instead of curls I had waves that were dry and appeared like mini dreads on a fro! EPIC FAIL!!!! But what could I do. It's 3:40am and I needed to leave at 4am to take the train to work. I applied my make up, put on my earrings and still it looked a HOT ASS MESS!! I stood there in that mirror and said out loud..." So this is a bad hair day?" It was horrible, atrocious, a big ass reddish brown dry mop on my head and I have to go to work. No amount of lip gloss was gonna make this look better.
I grabbed my purse and ran to the car with my coffee to be dropped off at the train station. My son had to be half sleep because he didn't mutter a word. As I walked to the steps that lead to the platform I said to myself," Okay Daphne, you are having a bad hair day. Congrats on the first of many. You knew this wasn't gonna be easy so get over it!"
I got on that train head high, shoulders back and lip gloss poppin because no one was gonna know I royally messed up. If anything..... People are gonna think I did this on purpose even though, inside I was a 3 years old screaming," DONT LOOK AT ME!"
The day progressed and I wore my smile and acted as if nothing was wrong with my hair. Heavens knows I could not wait to get home and fix this mess on my head. 2:30 could not arrive soon enough.
Making it home was the best feeling on earth. Walking in the door my daughter first comment was," Tried something new huh?" All I could do was laugh. So what was my lesson learned????? NEVER TRY NEW THINGS ON A WORK NIGHT!
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